saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
if i were a bird
Omg I’m laughing way too hard
OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Or: my lack of photoshop skills did not prevent me from doing this
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.